The only other diva who could come close to pulling off the Divine Miss M’s futuristic military costume here is Beyonce, and now that I am thinking about it I really want her to cover this song and do a video with those weird dancing mimes that were on America’s Next Top Shorty that one time.

The chest bumps at the end were my signature move for years. OH INDUSTRY.

You’d think being in one of the most faggot girl groups of all time, being besties with George Michael, and covering the epitome of gay anthems, ‘It’s raining men’ would pretty much ensure you your gay icon status INSTANTLY….yet, here we are, Geri Halliwell.

Hey, your voice is really good!