Scorpio or Cancer?
Leo. Obvs. *flips mane* *eats babby*
Magnolia Crawford. Your bovine design …was not divine. …Where’s the beef?
The thing that annoys the fuck outta me is that Magnolia Crawford had the potential to be an Alaska Thunderfuck, had she polished her look, personality, and attitude, learnt how to sew and paint a face. I was genuinely hoping for some trash Patsy Stone / Brenda Dickson / camp / old school / new school blended drag. Instead we got somethin’ WAY BELOW the drag poverty line. You can’t call that nose permanently “part of your look”. That’s just grade A defensiveness. Paint your face, put on a cow-bell, some moonshine, some grass stain make-up, hay in yo ass and THAT DENIM. I have to work 9-5 during the day, write / work every evening, work weekends, and catch up on my stories, and my drag race in the remaining time. Time I don’t have. How dare you waste my time Magnolia Crawford. I’d call you a cunt but I won’t be seein’ you next Tuesday.